Here are my reasons for converting to the Church of Walt Disney World:
- No one has ever declared war or committed an act of terrorism in the name of Walt.
- They’re honest about being after your money.
- You stand a lot, but you never have to kneel.
- You can actually shake Mickey’s hand, and have your picture taken with him.
- The pancake breakfasts are much better.
- So are the Christmas decorations.
- They’re perfectly happy if you go to WDW only once a year.
